Tuesday April 26th.

Walking in front of me to the subway today was a woman wearing a purple, unintentional (I hope) frock coat, black MC Hammer pants, and what looked like two beige sponge fingers on her feet. I was thinking, "God, call the style police, dear, that look is so not for you" when I realised plenty of people must look at me and say exactly the same thing.

Mortifying.