I work in New York City. It's full of nutters. Go figure.

Friday, April 29, 2005

Friday April 29th.

Tiny, immensely fat woman with an immensely fat rucksack totally blocked my entry to the news kiosk this morning as she stood and bought fifty-six million lottery tickets. I couldn't get past her to just leave a dollar for my Times. I had to wait for hours while she droned out an endless list of numbers. She was really small but very wide. I wanted to kick her. Like a chihuahua.

8 Comments:

Blogger Jonsey said...

Your are, by far, the most hard done by person in the universe.

10:18 AM

 
Blogger Jonsey said...

You are, by far, the most hard-done-by person in the universe.

10:20 AM

 
Blogger euro said...

Finally. Someone noticed.

Twice, no less.

11:40 AM

 
Blogger Jake said...

my girlfriend and i now refer to this type of woman as "mushy." we find the term to be funnier, yet equally degrading.

1:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The beauty of kicking a chihuahua is the way its little stomach fits perfectly over the top of your shoe. Rucksack kicking is a different sport altogether.

Julie

2:12 PM

 
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