Friday April 29th.
Tiny, immensely fat woman with an immensely fat rucksack totally blocked my entry to the news kiosk this morning as she stood and bought fifty-six million lottery tickets. I couldn't get past her to just leave a dollar for my Times. I had to wait for hours while she droned out an endless list of numbers. She was really small but very wide. I wanted to kick her. Like a chihuahua.

8 Comments:
Your are, by far, the most hard done by person in the universe.
10:18 AM
You are, by far, the most hard-done-by person in the universe.
10:20 AM
Finally. Someone noticed.
Twice, no less.
11:40 AM
my girlfriend and i now refer to this type of woman as "mushy." we find the term to be funnier, yet equally degrading.
1:41 PM
The beauty of kicking a chihuahua is the way its little stomach fits perfectly over the top of your shoe. Rucksack kicking is a different sport altogether.
Julie
2:12 PM
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