Friday April 22nd.

Now I'm no cab driver, but this morning I saw a woman outside my building with her arm outstretched trying to hail a taxi, wiggling her fingers in a kind of "Hey you! Yes, you, little man. Stop your taxi for me immediately. Do you KNOW who I AM?!" sort of way.

And I thought, if I were a cab driver, I would drive straight past you because you are annoying. Or maybe I'd drive straight into you, if I were having a bad day. Patronising cow.