I work in New York City. It's full of nutters. Go figure.

Thursday, October 14, 2004

Thursday October 14th.

There's a woman who smokes outside my building and I cannot honestly tell if she is very fat or very pregnant. I guess I'll know in a few months time.

3 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

She could be both, and then you'll never know.

1:46 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

kick her in the stomach. then you'll know. if she's fat, no harm done - she probably won't even notice if she's fat enough. if she's pregnant, then you did the baby a favour as it'll probably be deformed thanks to her dumb smoking mum. . .

6:13 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is the significance of the 565 at the top of your blog? Does it have to do with the Masons?

I met a woman once who was eight months pregnant, but her stomach was so small she only looked about 4 or 5 months in. It made me feel very uneasy.

2:51 PM

 

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